MASCARA
One morning this week when I was riding the train (subway) into work, I watched a woman putting on her mascara and she completely disturbed me.
First of all, it ALWAYS disturbs me whenever someone decides it is okay to put on their entire face of make-up on while riding the train. Who ever said it was okay? I mean, come on. The train is bumpy, so there is no way you can have a steady hand, and usually the culprit has a tiny mirror, so they are probably doing a spotty job. Not to mention it is BAD ETIQUETTE!!!
Anyway, so this particular crazy really bothered me because she put on her mascara for about 10 minutes - PER EYE. It also seemed to be the only make-up she was wearing. Classy. She looked like a crack addict by the time she was done. Which was really great, since she was wearing a t-shirt that said "strollercise" or something. She also pulled out a placard with the same logo before she exited at the Lexington/59th St. station, which told me she was about to go lead some poor mommies to their doom.


